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And we never seem to be the ones caught in the teravolt corona arc discharge, the X-ray beamline, the retrovirus containment rupture, hydrofluoric acid spill, orbital gigajoule near-IR laser test target area, or mind/machine interface feedback rupture. It's always our assistants.
Strange, that.
But as employers, friends, and the unfortunates who have to clean up the messes and hire new flunkies, we do believe that it is our responsibility to promote as safe a working environment as we reasonably can, without unnecessarily limiting the experiments which we perform. It's important to avoid unnecessary fatalities, but there will always be questions needing answering and schemes needing accomplishing which are worth reasonable risks to life, limb, and postdocs.
With that in mind, madbadscience.com is here to bring you various safety related materials, to help make your lab a safer working environment.
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This Lab Has Worked 0 Days Without a Fatal Accident.
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Disclaimer:
Numerous small animals were accidentally harmed in the
creation of this website.
And we do want to stress accidentally :
we would never hurt anyone on purpose.
Several fluffy bunnies fell into
and were dissolved in the acid vat.
Two porcupines walked into and were incinerated
by the plasma torch.
A terajoule capacitor discharged through
our assistant Leonard "Sparky" Adams resulting
in fatal fifth degree burns.
This website is dedicated in their memory, at least until
we get the scorch marks cleaned up.
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