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The Internet's Premiere Resource for Modern Mad Scientists
and all their Fans, Followers, Syncophants, and Flunkies

Bioperversity Warning Helix Everyone knows a few Mad Scientists. They're all fun and good, but wouldn't you rather go a step or two further?

Ok, so maybe a step or two further is a really scary idea. But as Lord Byron was described, some people are just Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to Know. We're bringing Mad Science in out of the cold secret bases and castle workshops into the modern mad party scene.

Get Down, Get Funky, and bring your lab assistant Flunky.

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Bad Science!
When Orgonne Energy Attacks! Hollow Earth! Lethal Gravity Waves! Operant Conditioning gone horribly wrong! And what about those CLAMS!

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Dangerous to Know Science!
What's inside a Nuclear Bomb! Building a backyard Reactor! Key concepts of Ballistic Missile Design! Demolitions Explosives from common household chemicals! Computer Security Secrets that Man was not meant to Know!

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Disclaimer: Numerous small animals were accidentally harmed in the creation of this website. And we do want to stress accidentally : we would never hurt anyone on purpose. Several fluffy bunnies fell into and were dissolved in the acid vat. Two porcupines walked into and were incinerated by the plasma torch. A terajoule capacitor discharged through our assistant Leonard "Sparky" Adams resulting in fatal fifth degree burns.

This website is dedicated in their memory, at least until we get the scorch marks cleaned up.

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